Yeah, that’s what my best friend is like. And yeah, I am a very

lucky girl indeed. Oh, don’t get me wrong - I’m not weird. I do

have human friends who I play with and fight with and go to

school with. But I love Bonda more than all of them, because he

doesn’t sulk when I have fun with someone else, or get jealous

when I beat him at maths, or mad when I forget his birthday ...

Psst! And this is because ... Bonda has no feelings!

But don’t say that out loud - it might make him feel bad.